Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
its liver damage thursday
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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