Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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