the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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