she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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