Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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