So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He better not be in your backpack
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
