My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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