hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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