i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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