random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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