Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
These tits shall not be calmed
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