the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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