I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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