Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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