I swear she didn't look like that last week.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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