Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
okay pat passed out under dana's car
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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