she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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