Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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