we're blogging at a bar
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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