yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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