found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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