talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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