you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
