If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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