what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
