Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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