Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
