He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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