Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you will always have a special place in my vag
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Come on in and take your pants off
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