Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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