that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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