I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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