So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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