I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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