So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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