stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
