I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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