Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
