For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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