Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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