Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My hand turned me down
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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