me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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