id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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