Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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