counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
