I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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