god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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