Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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