shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
sex in a hospital.. check
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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