So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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