we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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